A Man with a Plan

There once was a very large man,

who came up with a very good plan.

When I see her today,

I'll have Listerine spray.

'Cause in previous meetings, she ran.

So, the man, he made sure he was ready,

when he saw her, his hands they were steady.

For a moist towelette,

we are willing to bet,

was what he'd been using already.

**Notes: I was watching a very nervous-looking man on the bus who sprayed his mouth with Listerine spray about twenty times. Then, when he was finished, he fished around in his breast pocket, pulled out a moist towelette, and rubbed his hands with it for about ten minutes. I thought it was very poetic.